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Coming Soon! Snakes On A Plane

Apparently this is a serious movie in which Samuel L. Jackson foils the plot of an assassin who tries to kill a witness by letting deadly snakes loose on a plane. The name of the movie is the best part. And of course fucking Keenan is in it. I guess Kel’s been getting the shit-end of the stick since the Goodburger days.

For screencaps go here.
And my caption for each screencap at the above link:

1)
Flight Attendants: SNAKES?!
SLJ: That’s right. Big fuckin’ snakes.
Flight Attendants: Ooh…

2)
White Dude 1: Gee, first class sure is awesome! I like this tingley water.
Flight Attendant: There are better things than the sparkling water; free coke, no snakes, and for a dollar you can fuck me!

3)
Keenan: Aw, hell no, is that a scratch on my bling bli–MOTHERFUCKIN’ SNAKE!

4)
White Dude 2: Sn-sn-sn-sn-snake…
SLJ: Relax, that’s just a hard-on. Here, let me taze it and see if it feels good.

5)
White Dude 2: MOTHERFUCKIN’ SNAKE!