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Well, my birthday is less than two months away so I figured I’d give you guys a heads up to start buying/building/feeding my presents. And, since I’m such a great guy, I figured I’d drop a hint or two to those of you who don’t know what to get me. Hmm…well, this has been a tough decision, but for many years now I’ve wanted a statue of myself. Something like these two dudes:

Boy! I bet they had some cool friends!

So to help my cool friends out, here’s a recent photo to serve as the model for the statue (I’d model in person, but I’m a busy man.):

…Although, now that I think about it, I would appreciate a more heroic pose, so how about this image:

No, no, wait, there’s still something missing…Here, this oughta work:

So get t’ chisellin’ folks. Submissions are due the night before my birthday. That means May 8th before midnight. It can be of any material, but none of that minimalist or abstract horseshit, I want full-on classical. I’ll pick the best one and keep it downstairs with the robot. The creators of the losing submissions can just get me something else for my birthday. Good luck!