I had a strange weekend

here’s the readers’ digest version…man.jpg

Friday:

  • Go to work

  • Learn that a guy I know probably killed the mother of another guy I know (yeah)
  • Practice songs with the Rowdy River Band
  • Speculate endlessly about the murder over wine until the wee hours
  • Watch a beautiful thunderstorm

Saturday:

  • Go to work

  • Participate in a paper maché party at my house
  • Crash a formal party at the Holiday Inn
  • Preclude oral sex in the hallway, run away
  • Go to the grand opening of the Blanton art museum at 4AM
  • Eat free cinammon toast crunch and watch Jem cartoons in the lobby
  • Lose a farting contest to a girl

Sunday:

  • Mow, weedeat, plant squash and eggplant

  • More paper maché
  • Cook a fantastic southwestern style chicken salad for three with a cilantro lime vinagrette (from my garden)
  • Look back on it all with glass of wine in hand and call it wonderful

I wish every weekend could be this strange…except for the killing part.

In other news, I’m almost done with the semester leaving only summer classes in my march to graduation and a trail of broken hearts in my wake.