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It was a damn good game of considerable importance. For starters, it was the biggest comeback in AFC Championship history, with the Patriots winning the first half 21-3. The Colts came back though and won 38-34, so Peyton Manning will finally get the chance to prove his greatness by winning a Super Bowl.

Colts coach Tony Dungy joins Bears coach Lovie Smith as the first black coaches to lead their teams to a Super Bowl, so either way one of them will become the first black coach to win a Super Bowl. Tom Brady and Bill Belichick whined like spoiled ten year-olds after the game, proving that they’re both pussies and that the Patriots are not deserving of their dynasty status.

But the big question on the minds of everyone who watched the game was: what the hell is the deal with Reche Caldwell’s eyes?

Speculation has ranged from amphetamines to caffeine to lemurs in his bloodline, but either way those peepers couldn’t help Reche pull down any of those crucial passes in the second half. Go Colts!