Is there any doubt?

Chode
Tom Brady had sold his soul to the devil, and not in a cool way like Robert Johnson did. God, I hate this chode. Someone has to defeat him. Manning? Roethlisberger? Romo?…Testaverde? Hehe.

Seriously, look at that photo: “Every morning I like to gel up my hair and go hug my goats.”

He and Ryan Seacrest should tan together.

Hmm…I bet that goat is actually what form Bill Belichick takes after each game. It’s his part of the bargain with Satan. That explains why he has to hurry off the field and has no time to shake hands with Tony Dungy. Look at the smirk on that goat’s face.
Belichick
Wow, that also explains the goat-gnawed sleeves of his trademark sweatshirt!

Comments (1) left to “Is there any doubt?”

  1. Monz wrote:

    You forgot to mention that he reproduced and Bridgette got herself all over national TV showing off her “Brady Bump”. It disgusts me that so many kids look up to Brady and then he goes, knocks up some chick and it’s all over TV like it’s an OK thing to do.
    Bastard child

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