Tom Brady had sold his soul to the devil, and not in a cool way like Robert Johnson did. God, I hate this chode. Someone has to defeat him. Manning? Roethlisberger? Romo?…Testaverde? Hehe.
Seriously, look at that photo: “Every morning I like to gel up my hair and go hug my goats.”
He and Ryan Seacrest should tan together.
Hmm…I bet that goat is actually what form Bill Belichick takes after each game. It’s his part of the bargain with Satan. That explains why he has to hurry off the field and has no time to shake hands with Tony Dungy. Look at the smirk on that goat’s face.
Wow, that also explains the goat-gnawed sleeves of his trademark sweatshirt!
Last night I started reading scripts for Sports Night and then watching the episode. Not only has it been helpful for my screenwriting aspirations, but I also found this scene in the pilot that allowed me to cram a lot of Latin into my headline. Enjoy.
Nah, not really. But he could play his brother. Don’t you think? And it’d make up for the Super Bowl being so damn boring (aside from the best half-time show I’ve ever scene). Prince should have won MVP for this game.
It was a damn good game of considerable importance. For starters, it was the biggest comeback in AFC Championship history, with the Patriots winning the first half 21-3. The Colts came back though and won 38-34, so Peyton Manning will finally get the chance to prove his greatness by winning a Super Bowl.
Colts coach Tony Dungy joins Bears coach Lovie Smith as the first black coaches to lead their teams to a Super Bowl, so either way one of them will become the first black coach to win a Super Bowl. Tom Brady and Bill Belichick whined like spoiled ten year-olds after the game, proving that they’re both pussies and that the Patriots are not deserving of their dynasty status.
But the big question on the minds of everyone who watched the game was: what the hell is the deal with Reche Caldwell’s eyes?
Speculation has ranged from amphetamines to caffeine to lemurs in his bloodline, but either way those peepers couldn’t help Reche pull down any of those crucial passes in the second half. Go Colts!